The next morning....

Well folks...I have to say that...New Moon was Just. Plain. Good. There was definitely more money in the budget for action sequences, special effects and apparently music. Now for those of you who have read the saga know this time its ALL ABOUT JACOB . Who I'm definitely NOT a fan of.

But any whoooooo.


These were a few critiques I had:

Way toooo much background music....we're talking every. single. scene.

A little TO theatrical...you can definitely tell this was not a Catherine Hardwick production

A little choppy throughout scene changes

To much background music

Cast is looking older...(despite their immortality)

Not enough of chemistry between Bella and Jacob ( good job KPATZ)

TO MUCH FREAKING MUSIC





Things I L to the OVE:

They stayed true to the book

Acting improved overall for all characters

Kristen Stewart kept her twicting to a minimum

LOVED the Cullen's ( actually Peter Faccionelle) , even though they only had cameos

Although they have two completely different bodies types and looks....Edwards and Jacobs were both lickable...yummy yum yum.

What amazes me most is how gross ass Kristen Stewart can go from looking like she hasn't showered after sex...to looking like the adorably awkward Bella Swan. Thank God for make up and wardrobe.

It was CHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY

L-O-V-E-D the final scene...


Overall I was pleased....Counting down the days to Eclipse!

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT...

I have always had an unhealthy obsession with vampires. It all started back in 1986 with the Lost Boys then in 1992 with Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula...there was just something dark and wonderful about them!
Plus they always seems to cast the most delish fangers!

It was down hill from then on:

ALL of Anne Rice's novel's including the movie Interview with a Vampire ( *cough* cough* yummy Brad Pit and a ever so yummy pre -creepo Tom Cruise)

Then there was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with Kristy Swanson...I wanted every outfit she had!

And then of course back when there was the WB...Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my idol Sarah Michelle Geller. Now, if you don't already think I have a few screws loose....I had the biggest girl crush on SMG. She rocked. I had even more of a crush on her hunky co-star David Boreanaz...ummmm dreamy...

then he got his own series ANGEL...dreamier!

On to more Hollywood...

Blade the trilogy...love me some Ryan Reynolds!

Underworld 1..2..and 3....love me some Kate Beckinsale.

And then it stopped. There was a lull of emptiness after that. No more Vamps. No more hotness. Just darkness.

Until.

My sister took me to see Twilight.

Now. I have to admit . I gave her a lot of shit about it, I teased her for reading something you could find in the young adults section at Borders.

But after I saw Twilight...ahhhh....I have no words....it brought me back to my high school years...that longing for the perfect, mysterious, and unattainable dead guy to fall in love with. The one who'd be SO in LOVE with you ....he'd just throw himself in front of a 200 yrs old vampire to save you....now thats love, right?

And that was all it took. I read the entire Stephanie Meyer collection in 4days...then I stumbled across her online manuscript of Midnight Sun shortly after. P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.

Then it started all over again...and so did the Husbands eye rolls.

Tru Blood....sexy

Vampire Diaries..........SEXIER! I heart Stephan!


And now tonight I'll eagerly wait in line with 900 screaming 15 yr old girls who SO wish they were Bella (and some 30yrs old too *wink*) and 17yr old guys who SWEAR their Edward or Jacob!

Nonetheless...there is NO shame in my game...I'm a Twihard Twimom!....and thanks to my darling husband who indulges my every whim, I'll get see my Eddie again!

I know it will be ULTRA cheesy and ULTRA good!

HAPPY FRIDAY TO MOI!

These are a few of my favorite things....
A girl can dream...can't she?

Christian Louboutin Feticha Botta Platform Boots'

These would look absolutely fabu while I vacuum, dropX off at school
and make my daily trip to Trader Joe's!

Paired of course with my...
Classic Chanel Flap Bag

I can definitely convince the Husband that
all of X's crap will fit inside with room to spare!



Or maybe I'll just settle for....Saleya...she seems a bit more practical.

Sugar & Spice
& all things nice
Thats what little girls are made of....

This weekend my mother and I threw my little sister's baby shower. It. Was. Absolutely. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!
and
Our best work yet!
People were so in awe with everything we had done that restaurant guest were taking pictures and asking if we were for hire!!!!!!!

To welcome my new little niece Emilie Rae ...we had MS pom poms in hues of coral and pinks cascading from a gorgeous picture tree...delicious gourmet cupcakes in delectable flavors like passion fruit...peanut butter...smores...carrot cake and vanilla chai all from Cupcakes Squared.

Soapsicles for every guest.

And...

Winner's from our scratch and win ticket went home with adorable scented candles
(these are not the exact ones, but close)


Overall it was a magical day for my beautiful sister

Thank GOOOOOOOOODNESSS It's Friday!!!

Confession:
Terrible 2's ...Terrible3's....and PLEASE PLEASE NO 4's

For the sake of my sanity....(and for the sake of my already thinning hair)

I hope and pray that my darling 3 year old chills the F back!


I wish spanking ( despite the stink eye I get from my parents) worked. I wish yelling like a crazed women worked. I wish Nanny 911 worked. I wish I wish I wish.

The last couple of weeks he has been a complete terror at home and in school! And now I find myself standing in the corner on time out. Of course with a glass of wine in hand. What baffles me most and what I cant seem to wrap my head around is how he listens to his papa....errrrr....! Must be the man voice...I gotta get me one of those.

Nonetheless, its back to the drawing board.

I NEED to step my game up and stop melting every time he smiles and says "but I wub you mama...your sooo beeeeaaaauuuuuttttiifuuulll"- all with a twinkle in his eye.

So everyone (my 2 followers and 1 reader *wink*) when "they" say" watch out for terrible 3's"

"they" were serious.

Its NO JOKE.

@9a87dsf09a87fdaf pfffffffffffftMADMENSEASONFINALE!!

@9a87dsf09a87fdaf pfffffffffffftMADMENSEASONFINALE!!

look what shes started!!!!! The season finale of man was T.D.F...O.M.G!!!! I share my feelings with Chloe when I say I can watch it over and over and over again!

If you're not a MM fan...definitely pick up season 1 and 2! You wont be disappointed!

I love me some...Joanie and Don!